The Pragmatist: comedy with collateral damage.
Find out what kind of partner you actually are.
10 questions. 2 minutes. Uncomfortable accuracy.
Get Your VerdictThree archetypes. One you.
The Romantic sees every argument as a referendum on love.
The Pragmatist brings data to a feelings fight.
The Peacekeeper hasn’t had an honest opinion since 2019.
Pick yours. Answer 10 questions. See what the game thinks of you.
After Dark Romantic: sharper and meaner.
The Peacekeeper: the gut-punch version.
How it works
Pick your archetype.
Answer dilemmas on a timer.
See what everyone else chose.
Get roasted.
“You optimised the love out of it. The spreadsheet is beautiful. The house is quiet.”
“Your partner loves a mirror. The mirror is exhausted.”
“Treated a Tuesday like a relationship referendum: 5 out of 10.”
“You want. You just express it like a service-level agreement, and your partner doesn’t read those either.”
Bring it to game night.
One person hosts. Everyone plays on their phone. Same scenario, different truths.
2–10 players. 15 minutes. The arguments happen naturally.
Start a Game